ctheonion·The Onionbycan Suicidal Man Urged By Onlookers To Jump From Higher Floorhttps://www.theonion.com/suicidal-man-urged-by-onlookers-to-jump-from-higher-flo-1851601852Open linkView original on sh.itjust.works144Comments5Reply
RRepple (she/her) replylemmy.worldPlease, old friend, don't jump! Use another method that won't damage your liver. Other people need it, you know.27Reply
kamenlady lemmy.world1Hide 1 reply At press time, reports confirmed firefighters had arrived to carry the man to the top floor. He was lucky to have such good people supporting him to succeed.31Reply
PPythagreousTitties lemm.ee1Hide 1 reply "The people who love you want you dead, not injured!”. That's... Actually a very valid concern.26Reply
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Do a flip!
Please, old friend, don't jump! Use another method that won't damage your liver. Other people need it, you know.
He was lucky to have such good people supporting him to succeed.
I can only hope I'll be so lucky.
That's... Actually a very valid concern.