Spyke
kbin.run

They ate all my blueberries this year. I'm going to keep doubling the plants until there is enough left for me.

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lemm.ee

"keep widening the roads till traffic stops"

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sh.itjust.works

lol

Laura Jarman from the National Trust said the birds were "so cute, we don't mind too much"

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If they're fermented I suppose it could! It probably could never run again, but maybe once lol

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My dad is a pensioner now, and got put in a lovely bungalow by local housing association. It came with with a lovely garden, and he was really excited by the prospect of a cherry tree.

Well, the cherries are ready, and the birds ate the lot!

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lemm.ee

I used to have a cherry tree in my garden. I was sitting in the branches picking cherries, when I saw a blackbird (not an SR-71) sitting on the outer twigs eating cherries I couldn’t reach. He had a look in his eye that said “these are my cherries and there’s nothing you can do about it!”

Then a sparrowhawk took him out in front of me and ate him. That’ll teach him.

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lemmy.world

That’s what I always thought about in zombie movies: birds would make short work of any zombie outbreak.

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lemmy.world

What makes you think birds wouldn't still recognize moving zombies as a potential threat just like living humans or any other larger animal and just stay clear of them? Also, the possibility of zoonosis isn't all that far fetched either, resulting in zombie birds also spreading the plague

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If zombie birds were a thing, then zombie movies would be incredibly short.

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I have pet birds and those little fuckers will never let me eat blueberries in peace, I get my hands bitten till I hand them over

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