Of course, nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice.

Nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice

This brings tears to my eyes.

....no, seriously, stop throwing salt in my eyes!

"Any crystal is a crystal of banishment if you throw it hard enough"

I'm learning so much from this community.

Having accidentally gotten salt in my eyes before. Can confirm it hurts like a motherfucker.

I know a stronger spell. It's basically the same enchant but use rocks instead of salt.

If that fails, throw a hamster and tell it to go for the eyes.

Thats only works sometimes. Take a lesson from Roger the alien. Just shove them in an elevator and throw drugs at them. Also make sure to yell drugs as you throw them.

Bro just ask for salvation army donations or save the Wales and you are done

No spells needed just let them borrow some money or better yet, bring up jesus and God around them more and more and watch how fast they vanish