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lemm.ee

Pretty sure the bible says the Antichrist will have a wound on his head that will then heal...

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Yeah he's been kicking off those check boxes for like 10 years now.

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lemmy.world

The freaks in Facebook are saying that God made him turn his head at just the right moment to make the bullet hit his ear instead of 'brain.'

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I wonder if his vacuous cavity was punctured if there would be an audible popping noise.

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sh.itjust.works

As far as I've heard he was only hit on one of his heads. Did I miss the news about Trump getting shot in the dick?

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At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if Trump became the next actual Jesus of Christianity in a few hundred years.

They certainly don't give a shit about OG Jesus anymore, he has a bunch of stupid rules that new OJ Jesus would never endorse

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lemmy.world

According to the Bible’s teachings, the Holy Trinity is one being. He should probably read it before making his next sign.

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I can't wait for the New New Testament Deluxe Patriot's Edition (MSRP $99.99) to be written and include The Gospel According to Trump. That peace, love, and Jesus stuff is just so first millennia; they really need to shake things up.

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Well religious people aren't really known for their critical thinking.

It'd be great if you couldn't vote if you were religious. Seeing as how separation of church and state don't mean anything any longer, just have them not able to vote at all!

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