Ntheonion·The OnionbyNero Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shootinghttps://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/imperial-stormtrooper-spotted-fleeing-scene-of-trump-shooting/Open linkView original on sopuli.xyz353Comments14
NOT_RICK lemmy.world “It’s not unusual to hear gunfire at a Trump rally, but usually it’s directed at chemtrails.” Heh81
NOT_RICK replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyContrary to popular belief, the enemy of your enemy is quite often also a douche9
samus12345 lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesNah, a stormtrooper wouldn't have even been able to clip his ear.7
mmorphballganon replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesOne of them did hit Leia in Ep. VI. Or was that a scout trooper?4
AArcaneSlime replylemmy.dbzer0.comThat guy was filling in from Spaceball One, he was one of those Assholes.6
zzabadoh ani.social2Hide 2 repliesWaitaminit, if the Evil Empire wants Trump dead... I'm so confused...6
ppearsaltchocolatebar replydiscuss.onlineSo, there's a theory that the storm troopers were ordered to miss so they wouldn't kill Luke and Leia. I definitely wouldn't put it past Trump to stage an assassination attempt to make himself into a matryr.5
AArcaneSlime lemmy.dbzer0.comI could believe this lol. Of course it'd be cosplay and running from gunfire, as ya do, but ykwim.1
Heh
THE STORM TROOPERS ARE THE GOOD GUYS NOW???
Contrary to popular belief, the enemy of your enemy is quite often also a douche
I’m not even being serious I’m messing around here cuz I want to have fun
I'm unsure about that
NOOOOO
Nah, a stormtrooper wouldn't have even been able to clip his ear.
One of them did hit Leia in Ep. VI.
Or was that a scout trooper?
That guy was filling in from Spaceball One, he was one of those Assholes.
Good point. They had different helmets, but close enough.
Waitaminit, if the Evil Empire wants Trump dead...
I'm so confused...
Well, the shooter was a registered Republican.
So, there's a theory that the storm troopers were ordered to miss so they wouldn't kill Luke and Leia. I definitely wouldn't put it past Trump to stage an assassination attempt to make himself into a matryr.
I could believe this lol. Of course it'd be cosplay and running from gunfire, as ya do, but ykwim.