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lemmy.world

I demand to know McCauley Culkins location at the time of the shooting.

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Dear Satan, why won't you take that fucker? Please, please, pretty please? I'll sacrifice a goat.

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They'll pray over bullets and 'purify' them, then resell them for more.

Get your blessed bullets here, your heavenly authorized ammo, your cartridges of Christ! Sanctify your shooting today!

All rounds receive a GUARANTEED thought AND prayer such that they only be used for good!

I am actually surprised there is not already some megachurch or QAnon pastor doing this, there must be.

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I, for one, have now changed my stance. I think target shooting should now be a requirement to graduate high school.

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Nah, they haven't finished taking over yet. They won't try to disarm the populace until they're confident they control everything.

But don't think that the people that run the Republican party actually give a damn about firearm rights. It's just another single issue voter bait. Just like most of them don't give a damn about abortions, but they have to say they do so they can maintain that segment of the christian right.

And I'm not talking about rank and file senators, governors, or such. I'm talking the people that are central to the entire southern strategy that has been playing out since Nixon.

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kbin.run

Word on the grapevine seems to be trending towards an attempted team kill

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vga
sopuli.xyz

This photograph will be in history books, whatever happens during his next presidency.

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Yep, I hate the fucker for trying to destroy democracy. But I have to admit that the photo looks good and it'd be stupid to not capitalise on it.

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