Spyke
lemmy.world

If swimming wasn't the first event, I'd like my odds. I don't like the idea of swimming at the same time as the shark, even if eating your opponent is grounds for disqualification.

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Mnemnosynereply
sh.itjust.works

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, I think it comes down to whether swimming is the first event. If it is, the shark wins (because I forfeit).

Assuming we're talking about an actually dangerous type of shark and not one of the many many harmless shark species.

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Swimming is always the first event in a triathlon because asking someone to swim 2.5 miles after having run a marathon or cycles 100+ kilometers is an incredible recipe for drowning.

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It depends on how many sharks and how many humans in the competition.

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If a shark can play the drums well enough to be in a band, I wouldn't bet against a shark being a good cyclist.

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Unfortunately it was the sharks 😔 the aerodynamics were too much to compete against

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Keyword is "probably". If you've never seen a shark run, you can't be sure how fast they would actually be.

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You reached the end