Mini golf is great! No sprawling ecological nightmare, no continuous usage of chemicals needed to maintain its unnaturally green color in all seasons; it can be entirely indoors!
For anyone in the twin cities- hot date night tip- Can Can Wonderland. It’s mini golf with Minnesota flair. (Also classic pinball arcade and a cocktail bar/pub food.)
(I would then suggest Cosetta’s for diner- and they have that lovely gelato/pastry shop right there too.)
Yeah but right after Trump hits the ball in an absolutely beautiful opening shot, Biden can officially hit Trump in the neck with a 9-iron. Surprise motherfucker, it's election by combat.
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License to kill 🤫
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Trump Cheats at Golf
Like... he doesn't even try to hide it
Holy shit that second guy really couldn't talk any slower could he? I mean it wasn't a bad video but he could stand to speed it up a bit.
God can both of them just kick the bucket already for fucks sake
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but...
Nice reference
Oh Joe you found the weakness, exploit that. Keep taunting him with the golf thing.
I'd rather not watch them argue over golf again.
I'm not sure that Biden's willingness to rise to the bait and get in a slapfight over a stupid game is a weakness.
I'd watch it if they both just beat the shit out of each other with golf clubs.
I doubt either one of them has the physical strength to beat the shit out of anyone with a golf club.
He should do another debate at some point before October or so. He needs to nail it.
The golf match thing is just silly.
There’s one scheduled for September iirc
You know, after the convention so we'll be stuck with him.
Already are dude get a clue, bidens going nowhere.
The greatest generation actually believed that shit we coddled them with. Greatest slackers.
Biden's silent generation, not greatest.
Just challenge him to see who can eat the most hamberders
bruh. whatcha got against minigolf? huh?
Mini golf is great! No sprawling ecological nightmare, no continuous usage of chemicals needed to maintain its unnaturally green color in all seasons; it can be entirely indoors!
Biden. Trump. Lucky Putt. Be there.
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For anyone in the twin cities- hot date night tip- Can Can Wonderland. It’s mini golf with Minnesota flair. (Also classic pinball arcade and a cocktail bar/pub food.)
(I would then suggest Cosetta’s for diner- and they have that lovely gelato/pastry shop right there too.)
Not gonna lie: that would be the first time I watch golf.
???
Sure why not, this can only be good
(That's called foreshadowing, folks!)
I mean how can Biden fuck it up more??? Give him some speed and set him loose.
They better do a golf match.
Or just do the debate during the day. Staying up past 8pm is too hard for old people.
did trump spend most of his presidency playing golf
Yeah but right after Trump hits the ball in an absolutely beautiful opening shot, Biden can officially hit Trump in the neck with a 9-iron. Surprise motherfucker, it's election by combat.
That could be super dangerous for both of them.
No... Don't..... Stop.....
You know you are fucked when both candidates play golf..
Exactly..
Prior to that he was an avid golfer though