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sh.itjust.works

This wouldn’t stop my cat. It wouldn’t even slow her down.

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Need a decoy keyboard on the top deck to make the cat think they're still getting in the way

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Now cats can't bother him while he looks at pictures of cats

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Not pictured: the cat lays down on top of the thing and starts reaching under it to bat at your hands when you try to type

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lemmy.world

Ah, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you're wrong. It was her plan all along to sleep on your lap, she just tricked you into thinking "you trained her" to do so. Whenever you think you are smarter than your cat, you live in the illusion they created. They are superior beings. We are just humble servents and science experiments.

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lemmy.world

Your cat doesn't speak english? Was she homeschooled or from overseas or something?

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lemmy.world

I need one! I have 3 kittens, they invented new keyboard shortcuts no one ever thought could be possible.

Edit: I found it. With this exact same picture. Link

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Nah, the trick is to have a box lid or other cat trap next to the keyboard. It's easier to trick them to thinking they won a different game.

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  1. Make a bunch of these
  2. Get the Flex Tape guy to advertise them on TV
  3. Profit

Edit: okay, I gotta be honest here. Really, I just want to see the Flex Tape guy shoot a commercial with cats. It would be funny. I stand by my advice, however.

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