That’s some quality plausible deniability right there. Flared base and everything.

That’s definitely ending up in someone wearing a dog collar…

Please don't use the forbidden dildo.

Ribbed for their pleasure

For those mornings when you can't seem to get rid of all that lube, try the new Cactass!

It's got a flared base, so go right ahead.

I don't think the dog'll like this one.

Dildog?