The account has two comments from 10 months ago about how there is no real justification for using the atomic bombs on Japan, and this post. Really not sure what the dela is
I'm pretty sure Neil Gaiman enjoys milk and cookies, he even wrote the story Fortunately, The Milk where a kid goes back in time to get the ever-important milk that his father forgot to pick up.
Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn't sell all his data.
There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named "Santa Claus son of a bitch" (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:
Santa Claus motherfucker
Reject the wretched
I want to kill him!
That capitalist pig
Give gifts to the rich
And spits on the poor
Give gifts to the rich
And spits on the poor
Go pick up smoke and mirrors, it’s a short story collection, very easy to get into. If you love it, check out the American Gods novel and the Sandman comics. The original sandman is a bit dated at this point, but still some amazing storytelling.
I'm with everyone else here:
The account has two comments from 10 months ago about how there is no real justification for using the atomic bombs on Japan, and this post. Really not sure what the dela is
Which is also my reaction to the post being upvoted.
Gonna need some context on the sells information or else you risk being on the Santa Naughty List
No smoke without fire.
Agree. Where’s the smoke?
Oh, sorry. They meant, "No smoke; without fire" it's like the firewatcher's "All clear". There's no smoke and they're without fire.
I'm preheating olive oil on the stove.
A meme said it! Can't be wrong, unless proof otherwise!
Well actually, You can heat things up to a temperature where they do sublimate, without there being an ignition source.
“No smoke without fire” is a misnomer.
Someone never heard about the American/worldwide right wing echo chamber..
Ok, but we all do agree he knows what we do.
Yup, he's definitely omniscient. That's why his books are so good!
What did I miss?
Yeah, I can't find a news article or anything, lol. Definitely confused.
Did you ... Have a bad dream or something?
Fantasy author Neil Gaiman?
I'm pretty sure Neil Gaiman enjoys milk and cookies, he even wrote the story Fortunately, The Milk where a kid goes back in time to get the ever-important milk that his father forgot to pick up.
It was my favorite book when I was like 8 years old.
There's no evidence Santa isnt selling our data
Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn't sell all his data.
There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named "Santa Claus son of a bitch" (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:
I heard he's a Coca-Cola Plant
I've come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?
I've also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means
I must be confused... Good omens Neil gaiman?
Yeah, but... Why did you capitalize 'Good' and 'Neil', but not 'omens' and 'gaiman'?
Looks like mobile auto formatting to me. G after a period, N is from a name, g ends with a ? but no space afterwards, so it doesn't auto capitalize.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Ok, legit sremoved from that, but I do approve of the way they showed their working.
Edit: do I have to write “snicker” like an American? Does some bot suffer from the Scunthorpe problem here?
What’s wrong with Neil’s beard?
Nothing?
Honesty the funniest thing I’ve read on the lemmiverse. Holy shit. I don’t understand why it is so funny.
Dada
Mama
With current AI hallucinations, you at least have a glimpse of what is happening. This hallucination is absolute bonkers though.
What
Neil Gaiman?
Vince Neil?
Vince Vaughn?
This post and the comments need to be studied by researchers to understand what is happening
Santa's the one buying all the personal information because he has to update the naughty list
Geil Naiman
I love how everyone is debating "Sells that information to companies", but no one's talking about "knows everything you do".
Where do you think he gets his story ideas? You think Sandman is fiction?
Who is Niel?
Author of American Gods, Coraline, countless other gems and the co-writer of Good Omens with Pratchett.
Never heard of any of that. But thanks.
https://xkcd.com/1053/
Not sure what library/resources you use but definitely worth checking out
That's a wholesome comic. Thanks.
Ironically, it's a pretty well-known one itself (you see people just refer to it by mentioning "today's 10000").
META.
Go pick up smoke and mirrors, it’s a short story collection, very easy to get into. If you love it, check out the American Gods novel and the Sandman comics. The original sandman is a bit dated at this point, but still some amazing storytelling.
Ironically, my favorite story from that collection is a hundred word horror story about Santa.
Huh... Maybe OP is just really offended on St Nick's behalf?
Also Sandman, which recently got a good Netflix adaptation
Neil "Scary Trousers" Gaiman
Guys, I figured it out. Remember when, seemingly from out of nowhere, Russell brand was like, I TOTALLY NEVER DID NO SHIT LIKE...!
Maybe
maybe