microblogmemes·Microblog MemesbyThe Picard Maneuver It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes.View original on lemmy.world499Comments12Reply
JJohnnyCache lemmy.oneMaybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.84Reply
FFermion feddit.nl1Hide 1 replyAnyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.34Reply
TheBenCommandments infosec.pub1Hide 1 replyHere I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit17Reply
tacosanonymous replylemm.ee5Hide 5 repliesHow do I force someone to change their username? Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We'll be here all week.19Reply
VViking_Hippie replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesAsk @[email protected]. They originally went by "Charlie".10Reply
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesWhy don't you tell the class what you did to make me change it?13Reply
VViking_Hippie replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesYou see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored..7Reply
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIt wasn't just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie. You said you would always be there for me.6Reply
VViking_Hippie replylemmy.world It wasn't just a weeklong bender Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁 you fucking hippie. Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD! You said you would always be there for me And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain7Reply
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Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.
Anyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.
It's literally the cutest expression of joy
Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit
that heavily depends on the farm
Cows aren't solely feeded grass
How do I force someone to change their username?
Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We'll be here all week.
Ask @[email protected]. They originally went by "Charlie".
Why don't you tell the class what you did to make me change it?
You see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored..
It wasn't just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.
You said you would always be there for me.
Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁
Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD!
And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain