Not sure how this is a shitpost, this is the most accurate interpretation I've ever seen of D&D shenanigans!

Two chances. Two of them to spell altar the right way!

Also Crown and Skull has the best dungeon design format and rules. This is my hill.

They found the entrance on their own? I had a session never leave the introductory setting. I ended up dead and just chilled for the back half because my reroll was gonna be at the actual start.

Unrealistic for the party to open one of the doors. All doors should be kicked in.

hahaha

*sobs*

Accurate execpt for the party killing their own party member. Or at least the few parties I've been it would not have let that happen.