Republicans cutting funding to NASA because rockets are "satanic devil worship" and "are arousing to females (biological) and homosexual men because they're phallic in nature" in T-minus 10...

(Spoiler: they were gonna defund NASA anyway)

Edit: also, just a reminder that space and space accessories actually make a lot of money for the US and push technological progress, which is why American politicians don't like NASA; it's a successful and profitable government program.

• T-1 NASA
• T0 NASA?
• T+1 SATAN
• T+2 NTATAS

I dumbest thing is some people actually believe it

NASA was originally ANAL with an extra ass, that's why they say 'L' minus before 'blast off'.

Stop giving Republicans ideas.

Don't forget the forked tongue right there on the logo!

The T stands for turd-eater.

What is it with religious nutjobs and making mundane things sound even cooler?

Hail NASA

Fun fact: The idea of a countdown comes from the science fiction movie "Woman in the Moon", long before actual manned spaceflight.

They say T minus cos they're all trans

T minus 1 should be equal to S, right?

Spaghetti > Meatball

Makes sense to me

Could be true. Science destroys religion…

After blast off, the static T forms a new a new acronym of evil with the infamous L, G and B.

Wake up sheeple.

It’s a dig at those crumpet sucking royalists