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lemmy.ca

I just want to say that anyone who picks pterodactyl, ichthyosaurus, or mosasaurus as their favourite dinosaurs is wrong because none of those are dinosaurs.

Having said that, I like triceratops, which isn't on the list for some reason. I guess I'll pick styracosaurus since it's similar.

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sh.itjust.works

I haven’t checked in a while but I THOUGHT it was believed triceratops is now just a juvenile other dinosaur

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That was news to me. The wiki for Torosaurus is a deep rabbit hole, and since fossilization is rare and we have to go with what little we can find, this will probably be a long debate either way.

With that being said, whatever the name, three horn dino is best dino! And weird that the meme wouldn't have one on there, since it has always been a well known dinosaur in movies and toys.

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lemmy.ca

I know it's been debated back and forth with a lot of the ceratopsian dinosaurs. Torosaurus was the one they think/thought is the adult version of a triceratops. I'm not sure where the consensus stands now though.

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Consensus is probably not.

  • We don't have transition forms
  • We probably have young Torosaurs (which are not Triceratops)
  • Holes in the skull would have to form atypically late for ceratopsidae
  • some other stuff I forgot
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"raptor"

There's more than one kind of raptor, buddy. Also why doesn't the raptor have feathers? If you're gonna mush all the raptors together into a single species, at least draw the feathers. This is offensive to theropods around the world as it turns us into a homogeneous, featherless caricature.

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lemmy.world

Oh here we go - bring in the pterosaur shills!1!

;)

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marcosreply
lemmy.world

The same for the aquatic reptiles.

Also, bring my giganantossaurus!

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I see you have a bit of spitfire left over. Please sit in this cubicle over here and adult for just a little while longer.

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I think “ankylosaurus” is misspelled. The only reason I know that is because it has always been my favorite dinosaur.

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lemmy.ml

Same, and I was getting concerned when I got halfway down the list and I didn't see it yet. I've always liked the pterodactyl as well, because it's basically the closest we'll get to a wyvern.

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Tja
programming.dev

No Triceratops? Yeah, I gonna need to speak to a manager on this one...

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I’ll pick the Stegosaurus… but only because the Triceratops is conspicuously absent from this chart.

(Secret fighter menu?)

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sopuli.xyz

3 of those aren’t dinosaurs, but I would go with the mosasaur. Giant sea snake that ruled the oceans.

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Ankilosaurus.

Because nothing says antisocial quite like bony back armor and a big ass hammer.

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Spinosaurus and Baryonyx.

Because so many people recognize the former, but we know so very little about that entire family of dinosaurs, and currently it might be one of the easier ways to get paleontologists to argue amongst each other.

For example: the graphic in the post shows Spinosaurus standing on two legs. It was probably mostly quadrapedal, standing on all fours.

It has a huge, paddle like tail, but apparently didnt have the muscles to use it like a croc or gator does.

The entire family has denser bones suggesting an aquatic life, but most of the spinosaurids have those huge back spines which dont seem to serve a known purpose and the spinal bones have room for air sacs which runs counter to the whole aquatic thing.

So to sum up, we have a heavily built, seemingly aquactic crocodile like dinosaur with teeth and jaws built for active hunting. But wouldnt be that fast on land (heavy bones and giant spines) and cant swim like a croc or gator(no muscles for that.) And it doesn't have a long neck like a heron or pleisiosaur.

Best of all, the most complete skeleton of spinosaurus was destroyed in WW2, so we don't even have that to work from.

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lemmy.ca

Stegosaurus has spikes on its back

to keep away predators trying to attack.

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Stegosaurus does have the Thagomizer, so named by The Far Side comics, and officially given that name because scientists didnt give it a name before that.

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He protecc

He attacc

He got spikes on his bacc

(Plus I bet he talks like Eeyore)

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Gonna need this reworked to include pachycephalosaurus.

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lemmy.world

Diplodocus just for the name. Either pronunciation is amazing (DIPLO-dockus, di-PLOD-ocus) and I love it

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Has been and always will be stegosaurus. How can you not love those bone plates and spiked tail? Dude's a beast.

That said, ankylosaurus comes in at a close second. It's armor is pretty boss.

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I think you mean 'pick your favourite dinosaur... for today'.

It's Stegosaurus. How could it not be Stegosaurus?

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Ankylosaurs please. Give me an armor plated tank with a built in beat stick that could knock a midsized car several feet with a single swing.

If we are going ancient life in general I will always pick Dunkleosteus. A swimming arrangement of thick bone plates the size of a medium bus with a set of Jaws of Life (Death?) for a mouth. The damn thing could slice through or crush literally anything in the ancient oceans and shallow seas. If it weren't for the Hangenberg event Sharks and Orca would definitely be having some competition.

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I've always liked ankylosaurus. It's part dino, part turtle, and part tank. If it was also a transformer it'd be the coolest thing ever.

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Gonna have to go with Ankylosaurus, if only because Zuul Crurivastator isn't there specifically.

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Seeing dinosaurs like this always makes me wonder: had they not been extinct, where would life in Earth be nowadays? Which one would have taken a similar evolutionary path as humans and start walking entirely upright? Which would have started utilising their surroundings to their advantage like humans?

Which could have turned into actual Silurians?

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