The second last time I went to a dentist, he told me I had been brushing my teeth wrong. Cool, bought the TeethIoniser5000 plus recommended toothpaste from his suggestion.
Last time I went to the dentist, he told me that I was still brushing my teeth wrong. "But the last guy?"
"Wrong. He was wrong."
Every fucking dentist has told me whatever way I brush my teeth, I'm doing it wrong, so fuck them. Now I just use my finger.
Don't do that, as I have one tooth left I use to open cans.
The second last time I went to a dentist, he told me I had been brushing my teeth wrong. Cool, bought the TeethIoniser5000 plus recommended toothpaste from his suggestion.
Last time I went to the dentist, he told me that I was still brushing my teeth wrong. "But the last guy?"
"Wrong. He was wrong."
Every fucking dentist has told me whatever way I brush my teeth, I'm doing it wrong, so fuck them. Now I just use my finger.
Don't do that, as I have one tooth left I use to open cans.
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Ok, that made me laugh more than it should have. Cheers!
Dentist would probably just tell him to floss. And by dentist I mean dental hygienist.