If you come to me with 2 juice boxes and offer me one while drinking from one of them... I would fully expect to get to non-drank-from one instead the one you just sipped on.
Either way I'd probably say no thanks, I'm good. But if I were to accept it, sealed reduces suspicion by 20% because tampering is still possible. Purchased reduces suspicion by 97.3%, but randos don't randomly buy things for other randos, so I would be looking for the person filming the tiktok prank or brace myself for the evangelizing that comes with the free drink.
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Better strategy than this one:
You think he still likes trains?
Liking trains isn't something you just stop doing...unless you have a falling out with trains, trains knows no forgiveness.....
If it hit him hard enough, he probably didn't have time to change his opinion
If you come to me with 2 juice boxes and offer me one while drinking from one of them... I would fully expect to get to non-drank-from one instead the one you just sipped on.
I don’t think she’s drinking from that one, just holding it near her mouth
Yea I realized that about 30 seconds after posting that comment
Your point still stands even if you didn't see what the artist was going for.
Nevermind, I thought there was a straw in their mouth on panel 2 but there isn't. Carry on.
Do that at 40, except the juice box is a flyer for a political party that wants to take your basic human rights from you.
I'm almost 40, can't I just have a juice box?
That is why we get children, to steal their juice boxes and play with their Lego.
What about green eggs and ham?
I do not like green eggs and ham!
...but it's still better than spam.
If a rando offered me a drink I'd expect to wake up missing my kidneys.
What if the bottle is sealed ? Or you have seen them buy it in real time ? Will you still not drink it ?
Either way I'd probably say no thanks, I'm good. But if I were to accept it, sealed reduces suspicion by 20% because tampering is still possible. Purchased reduces suspicion by 97.3%, but randos don't randomly buy things for other randos, so I would be looking for the person filming the tiktok prank or brace myself for the evangelizing that comes with the free drink.
dang, it sucks so hard that kindness is not even the default assumption
Good god when will this myth die? It's the liver they take, not kidneys.
Lunch Menu:
Spam
Diet Spam
Vegan Spam
I can't believe it's not Spam
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Glorious
I like trains too. It's a gentle ride and it's less stressful than driving.
Love the lunch menu hahaha