"Honestly, I've seen you fight, so I'm not surprised that this is something you can do. I'm mostly just curious how you realized you could pull this off."
"Sorry to interrupt, but it sounds like you may be in need of a new *sparring partner. * I humbly offer my services"
-Bard forcing his way into the conversation
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"Honestly, I've seen you fight, so I'm not surprised that this is something you can do. I'm mostly just curious how you realized you could pull this off."
"Well, after I accidentally snapped my last boyfriend's dick in half with my ass cheeks, I decided to expand my horizons!"
"Sorry to interrupt, but it sounds like you may be in need of a new *sparring partner. * I humbly offer my services" -Bard forcing his way into the conversation
My party's already horny on main 99% of the time, don't give them more ideas!
Like pinching a loaf
"to be safe" as if there's any ambiguity whether this is just coomer shit 🤣
Oh, it's definitely cheesecake, but it's not outright pornographic, that's why I felt like it was a borderline case.
Wait, "cheesecake"? Oh man, I've never heard that one before. What is that even from??? That's a great descriptor of this kind of content.
I think it was originally meant as a feminine equivalent of beefcake, but I don't actually know that to be the case.