ccucumber_sandwich replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesKoala doesn't work here. The stress is on the second syllable.6
BBlanketsWithSmallpox replylemmy.worldI thought bifurcated was more fucked but I think they both are. Shame on him!2
lemmyng lemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyIs that why cities are full of rats? Because of heartless bastards that no longer need theirs?6
g0d0fm15ch13f lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyKeep on spongeing, keep on bobing And square on, square on Square on for your pants6
rrbits lemm.eeYou know the bot that replies with a haiku if your comments syllables match? They should do this instead5
the continuation:
Thank you. I needed this.
A whale's aorta: the size of a cat
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
The koala’s penis, bifurcated in two
Koala doesn't work here. The stress is on the second syllable.
Biiiiii
furcated penis, ur mum’s got one too
😇
Sponge-Bob wait what the fuck
I thought bifurcated was more fucked but I think they both are. Shame on him!
If medical nonsense be something you wish…
Then lick up the goo in a pitri dish!
Pumping blood to your organs even though you are fat!
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Is that why cities are full of rats? Because of heartless bastards that no longer need theirs?
The meter's off on this one
Keep on spongeing, keep on bobing
And square on, square on
Square on for your pants
Wow, wasn't expecting to actually see this reference. Hell yeah!
You know the bot that replies with a haiku if your comments syllables match? They should do this instead
Blue Whale heart is a muscle the size of your mom
I heard "you are a pirate!" in my head