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lemmy.world

Corrected headline: Three crazy guys say stupid shit that no one should pay attention to

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lemmy.ca

I can only speak for myself but my boner puddle is barely an inconvenience.

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TexasDrunkreply
lemmy.world

I tuck it into my waist band and wear a flannel tied around my waist to hide my boner puddle.

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lemmy.world

Here’s some stupid shit: water can’t be wet. Kink on that!

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The water molecules next to other molecules of water are drenched but some water molecules like on the edges of wet surfaces are not surrounded by other water and must be less wet than other water.

Water is variably wet depending on its situation and location.

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Found the guy from the video comments! Thank you for your service.

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It's amazing how well the outrage trick works, considering the billions of times it has been played.

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Honestly masturbating to them was the longest most uncomfortable session of my life but the most worth it

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lemmy.world

Fun fact they all dropped out of the elementary school.

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they are stuck in a time loop where they have to repeat elementary school level thoughts over and over again

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discuss.tchncs.de

Well now I have masturbated over to them too, what are they gonna do about THAT?

Edit: fixed English

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yemmlyreply
lemmy.world

I feel like “masturbate to” is the way to say it. But I’m not an expert.

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sh.itjust.works

Masturbating over someone makes me think of the last few minutes of a lot of porn where the man/woman is down on their knees waiting for the money shot.

Honestly, a pretty funny mental imagine with these 3 involved.

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programming.dev

Why wouldn't you want to go to heaven. You'll get to hang out with these guys.

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What if this is some Briar Rabbit esque trickery and that was their fetish all along

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