Spyke
Norgurreply
fedia.io

Oh yes! But ladies and gentlemen, food is boring. We, of course, will create a bright future for society with never-ending Yorkshire Tea!

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no bananareply
lemmy.world

Big Tractor will not get me, and I will never be in close proximity to any banana. 🚫🍌

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slrpnk.net

Why are you afraid of big tractor if you're not a banana? I'm bird-dogging you, banana, I'm gonna expose you.

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lemmy.world

Why are you afraid of big tractor if you're not a banana?

Seems either you or I have very inaccurate notions about how bananas are cultivated and harvested 🤔

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We can't blame the paupers for their unawareness of such methods. We can only blame ourselves.

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no bananareply
lemmy.world

I'm not making any claims on my bananayness. I'm just not going to be around any exterior bananas, whether I am one or not. No banana. Obviously not.

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no bananareply
lemmy.world

Always have been. Why are you so insistent in your questioning of my banana free reputation?

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slrpnk.net

"Always have been" specific in your denials... like the specific insistence that you're not a banana. I'm starting to wonder if you're some other kind of berry. It would fit the evidence just as well.

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I'm not saying anything about whether or not I happen to be a banana. Just that I won't be around them.

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ani.social

Sorry guys but its not actually infinite. The shitpost is wrong.

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Shitposts seem infinite. If not in quantity, at least infinitely alluring.

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lemmy.world

They really need to patch this. It's wreaked unbridled havoc on the meta.

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feddit.nl

I will control the army and make you pay me a portion of it every month.

Also maybe some gold statues of myself.

Keep up the good work you hacker!

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no bananareply
lemmy.world

You and what army? Those brigands over there? I'm already paying them for protecting the farm. Leave or I'll have them turn you into mush!

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Akasazhreply
feddit.nl

You pay them but I've married my daughter to their leader. We will split the process after we've arrested you for treason.

Pretty good idea that law thing. I might pay someone to carve it into a stone dinner day.

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I paid his cronies double their rations to murder the wench. I also focused the whole community on building a dungeon to keep you in. If you ever return we shall put you there for life.

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You reached the end