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msagereply
programming.dev

There is a bigger one, with more networking terms, but I can't find it right now :|

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realbadatreply
programming.dev

If you do find it let me know, I'd love to see it! I really do have about 20 hours of training in networking I give to folks, and since it's literally 20 hours of information, I like to put in fun stuff.

Like a picture of a facemask I added during COVID with "stay at 127.0.0.1, don't 255.255.255.255". Super cheesy but at least it's a mental distraction from information overload haha

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Right now it's got some private info in there, but I've been meaning to make it sanitized to share, so I'll let you know

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feddit.uk

I know a joke about UDP.

I know a joke about TCP too.

Did you get it?

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I only tell jokes about UDP. I don't care if you get it.

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This might be my favorite joke here yet. Best part is it's not really even a joke.

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UDP cares about the target, it doesn't care if it gets there, more like broadcast.

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Maybe i have to disagree a little bit. UDP won't drop packets intentionally or TCP don't prevent dropping of packets.

So UDP is like an introvert who ordered pizza and got 4 of 6 peices but kept silent and eat what he got

And TCP is like the extrovert who complained and got the next two peices

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