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lemmy.zip

Paul, John, George, and Ringo were 4 friends, and they were all Beatles, so I think they might have skewed this data a little?

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Eheranreply
lemmy.world

They choose to be beetles... we should distinguish generically assigned from chosen traits.

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I don't think those 4 friends ever worked with Eric Burdon, Hilton Valentine, Chas Chandler, Alan Price, or John Steel actually, so the data probably isn't being affected.

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Carreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Pedantry is always important! I would argue that ants would be selected over humans by both mass and population

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I did some low-effort Googling and now I’m seeing that maybe some sea critters like krill have the highest non-bacteria biomass.

Either way, none of these are beetles!

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The world truly belongs to bacteria, and we're just along for the ride.

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lemmy.world

I'm considering the hovertext and I consider the pounds of bacteria in me to be Me. How are we dividing this out?

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feddit.uk

You'll have to have a referendum, consulting each bacterium and asking if they identify as part of the collective known as "you" or as an independent organism

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lemmy.world

Do the bacteria in you consider you to be one of them (so to speak), or are you just a cruise ship?

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One day Gregor Samsa woke up and realized he had at least three friends.

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Oh then I guess...

Let it be, let it beee ee (tle)

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lemmy.world

1 out of every four species on the planet is a beetle. Category counts =/= population size.

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Think of 3 of your favorite species. If none of them are beetles, you're a beetle.

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google is just making sure no one uses a old browser that still supports ad blocking.

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No, i am just living in a bubble and all my friends are basically the same.

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Oh no, now I feel like I have awoken from turbulent dreams and find myself suddenly transformed into a beetle.

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