ilemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyitsdavetho The booteyman lives under ur bedView original on lemmy.world477Comments6
Cleveland Rock lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWhat kind of mom tells their kid there's a monster under their bed who wants to eat their feet?8
He’ll move after the first big fart.
Closer or further away?
After tasting mine further to hell
What kind of mom tells their kid there's a monster under their bed who wants to eat their feet?
When the kid won't stay in bed at bedtime
My bussy's ready for that monster