ilemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyitsdavetho The booteyman lives under ur bedView original on lemmy.world477Comments6Reply
Cleveland Rock lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWhat kind of mom tells their kid there's a monster under their bed who wants to eat their feet?8Reply
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He’ll move after the first big fart.
Closer or further away?
After tasting mine further to hell
What kind of mom tells their kid there's a monster under their bed who wants to eat their feet?
When the kid won't stay in bed at bedtime
My bussy's ready for that monster