Spyke

He's used to drink like a 24 pack a beer at a time too lmao the man really was just living life with +130% settings.

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I will now learn to speak this word fluently and use it often to announce my farts.

Excuse me, I must retire to the veranda to tune my bumbulum.

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Dear colleagues,

I hope this email finds you well. As per my last email I'm delighted to inform you that last year's farter, who had proven himself of a great value and an asset, will be joining our team.

I expect nothing but the highest standards for the king's farting festival. He was most generous for giving us the opportunity to travel his land, we are grateful for his generousity and thus don't want to fuck it up.

Best regards, Xero

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lemm.ee

You’re gonna need beans. Lots of beans.

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lemmy.world

One time I farted and it smelled so bad I honestly wondered if I needed a doctor.

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feddit.uk

Roland the Farter: [Does a jump]

Roland the Farter: [Whistles once]

Roland the Farter: [Farts]

King Henry II: [ Beckons to the camera]

King Henry II: It's free real estate.

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lemmy.world

I like that the also gave him the occupation of "flatulist" as he must have been a professional.

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Well I ain't seen my baby, don't know where she's been / I've been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that's not all there is, yeah that's only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart

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I could bag that house myself with a steady supply of cauliflower and Beyond Meat burgers. Shit, I probably have Roland beat already.

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Roland secured his legacy | Spyke