Spyke

That means that I don't work, I don't fly an x-wing, I don't fucking ride in an x-wing, I don't herd nerfs, I don't turn on the bacta tank, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING PODRACE on Life Day!

24

Those Sith fucks! This whole fuckin' thing! I did not watch my buddies die face-down in the snow so this fuckin' strumpet, this fuckin' whore could waltz around the galaxy–

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lemmy.world

Greedo, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.

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lemm.ee

Rebels. Fuck me. Say what you want about the tenets of the Empire, at least it's an ethos

9

I was going to say, "Woah, the Rebels had an ethos," but now that I think about it nihilists have an ethos too. Whoosh, I guess.

3

You want a lightsaber servered bounty hunter arm? I can get you a lightsaber servered bounty hunter arm by the end of the day!

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You reached the end

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