Spyke

third rodeo:

"i'm really getting the hang of this now"

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lemmy.world

Me at my first rodeo:
Roping cows is OK, but it would be a lot cooler to wrestle them.

The people who brought me to the rodeo:
That's the next event.

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lemmy.world

“It’d also be pretty great to have some kids get dragged around by a sheep”

“You’re not gonna believe this, but…”

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

"Can you imagine if we really got crazy by having guys try to stay on a bucking bronco with just one hand?"

"Guess what!"

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That was wild, but let's see him try that with pissed off, 2500 pound bull.

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lemmy.world

What part don't you understand? Riding bulls that don't want you on them? Riding horses that don't want you on them? Clowns everywhere? Racing horses around trash cans? Pulling heavy sleds with prehistoric looking horses? Tying up calves for kidnap? It all seems pretty straightforward to me.

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lemm.ee

Not just clowns everywhere.

Clowns actively putting themselves in harms way. Which is probably therapeutic, on a dark level, for a number of people.

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And don’t forget the kid versions of all of those too.

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lemmy.world

Prehistoric horses were pretty small. It took a lot of selective breeding to get horses to the size that they are now.

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lemmy.world

Well, it's bulls and blood

It's dust and mud

It's the roar of a Sunday crowd

It's the white in his knuckles

The gold in the buckle

He'll win the next go 'round

It's boots and chaps

It's cowboy hats

It's spurs and latigo

It's the ropes and the reins

And the joy and the pain

And they call the thing rodeo

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Anticorpreply
lemmy.world

Coincidentally I just heard that song again a couple weeks ago for the first time in a decade. It's a great song. I actually like it more now than I did when it came out.

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My first rodeo was in Grand lakes Colorado. I had just eaten a pot Brownie. 30-40mins in, at about the same time I was coming to the realization that I was indeed quite high, the rodeo clown appeared and started walking around the stands. I have never avoided eye contact with someone so hard in my life.

But now I can unironically say, "this isn't my first rodeo", and I find that amusing, so that's nice.

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