The Empire probably used stormtrooper wankers rather than the far more subtle pulls and pushes of the Force on their prisioners, hence the suboptimal results.
Fyi we've received a report that this should be marked as nsfw. I don't think so as word plays like this are nothing out of the ordinary even in children shows. But it's a good idea to mark as nsfw anything that might be considered as such, just in case.
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And this one goes into the lewd folder.
Into a folder?? This is wallpaper material
Two siths one cup
Oh fuck... I'm dying laughing over here. 🤣
All? He gotta need a bigger jar.
There is always a bigger jar
A jar jar
Darth Binkus will milk em all.
The Rebels were notorious for their mediocre ejaculate volumes. They've have rapidly died out if it hadn't been for underhand trickery.
The Empire probably used stormtrooper wankers rather than the far more subtle pulls and pushes of the Force on their prisioners, hence the suboptimal results.
They kept missing.
200000 sperm units are ready with a million more well on the way
Brilliant!
Fuck that was funny
that's all? the rebels need to get busy
“Force choke me, Daddy.”
Yeah, this got an IRL LOL from me. Well, at least an IRL COL
My man was workin overtime
Fyi we've received a report that this should be marked as nsfw. I don't think so as word plays like this are nothing out of the ordinary even in children shows. But it's a good idea to mark as nsfw anything that might be considered as such, just in case.
Righto, thanks for the reminder.
To be fair, he did collect it from scum bags.
Nah from Rebel scum balls.
Nothing to apologize for. This is brilliant.