Spyke

I love how this artist has two series; one with a different setup for the same punchline every time, and one with the same setup for a different punchline every time.

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“CouldBeWorseComic” on FB / IG it looks like - my eyesight isn’t great & it’s tinily written & maybe you’re struggling with sight issues too

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“Niels Vergouwen” looks like the author, I’m sure they’d appreciate their work being named esp for anyone who can’t see or didn’t notice

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midwest.social

I love the attention to detail in the armor. It looks straight from 15th century Germany (well, the area eventually known as Germany)

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“…the Holy Roman Empire.” (Quickly and quietly) “It’s actually Germany, but don’t worry about it”

Edit: to be clear, I was quoting Bill Wurtz

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Sirens: Come listen to our sweet songs, look at our gorgeous bodies

Asexual sea captain: Nah thanks, I'm good

Sirens: Oh okay

Sirens: Some sea captain you are. The last ship that wrecked here, the captain told me you were too weak even to fight a siren

Asexual sea captain steering toward the rocks while reciting the navy seal copypasta:

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