Maria is closer to Mario. So I would prefer Waria over Wary.
And just to say it’s not just Maria in Spanish.
It’s Maria in Italian, German and Portuguese. It’s also sounds like Maria in Russian (Мария) and Greek (Μαρία). Those are the ones that I know of, probably there are more languages using Maria.
Wary, mother of Wesus!
Why not WaMary?
It should be Wary, Waria is in spanish, from Maria.
Maria is closer to Mario. So I would prefer Waria over Wary.
And just to say it’s not just Maria in Spanish. It’s Maria in Italian, German and Portuguese. It’s also sounds like Maria in Russian (Мария) and Greek (Μαρία). Those are the ones that I know of, probably there are more languages using Maria.
Because there's no WaMario
Because that wouldn't make the joke as funny.
This is the best thing I've seen all day
¡Santa Madre de Dios! ¡Es la malvada madre de Dios!
When Wesus multiplied the bread, Waria snuck around and took it all to later sell for profit at the temple