Spyke
SPRUNTreply
lemmy.world

The Greek god of fortitude, but he can't take a hit.

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In eighth grade we were picking roles for a reading of A Midsummernight's Dream in English class. It has a lot of names like this, so my friend put his hand up and said:

"I wanna be Testicles!"

The teacher was laughing so hard we didn't get anything done for the rest of the class.

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It's “eh” (like in “melody” but longer) not an English “ee” (like in “meeseeks”)

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onionreply
feddit.de

Mo-leck-you-less and Par-tick-less

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feddit.uk

I saw a boat the other day called Penelope (but said like 'antelope').

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rmukreply
feddit.uk

Maybe! I dont know if the boat's name is supposed to be pronounced "Pen-eh-lope" or if it is - literally - "Pen-el-oh-pee but said like ant-eh-lope".

Utter mindfuck.

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yurireply
pawb.social

I was reading molecules as mo-LEH-cue-lees

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