So, Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm were in a car driving down the highway. They get pulled over by a cop.

"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

"no. but I know perfectly well where I am," Heisenberg says.

"your were going eighty in a seventy." the cop explains

"Jerk. Now I'm lost." Heisenberg replies.

The cop is rather confused and assumes they're on something, so he starts looking around, and not seeing anything, asks "Can you open the trunk?"

"no. We're doing an experiment back there." Shroedinger says.

"I'm going to have to insist." The cop says.

"Okay, but whatever you do, don't look in the box." shroedinger tells the cop.

after looking in the back, he looked in the box, "Sir!" the cop says, "did you know you have a dead cat back here?"

Shroedinger says, "Well now we do, Jackass."

"That's it!" the cop exclaims. "You're all under arrest!"

Ohm resisted.

Constantly you do zis. Constant trickery.