Jojo is what Lemmy has been missing all this time imo

Who shidded my pants?

I just came here to beetlejuice.

I've noticed a trend of young guys wearing some kind of yoga/sweat pants that have hella low hanging crotches that just make it look like they have poopy diapers on under them. I don't understand why anyone would want fashion that makes it look like you shit a diaper.

Dio goes on a rant about how he manipulated Jojo into accidentally shitting himself in front of his first date in years.