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nottheonionยทNot The OnionbyHellfire103ย Microplastics found in every human testicle in studycross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/15619941https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/20/microplastics-human-testicles-study-sperm-countsOpen linkView original on lemmy.ca165Comments9Reply
squid_slimeย lemm.eeSince introducing micro-plastics into my diet I have never felt better, I am currently 43.4% plastic. I look forward to my reincarnation as a tesco carrier bag๐42Reply
AAnomalousBitย programming.devYou guys arenโt shooting confetti every time you ejaculate? Dang that must suck34Reply
๐ฐ ๐ ๐ฑ ๐ฆ ๐ณ ๐ฆ ๐ฐ ๐ฎ ๐ย yiffit.net2Hide 2 repliesHow long until someone gives birth to a human-plastic hybrid?28Reply
Chozoย replyfedia.ioI remember reading somewhere that microplastics are detectable in newborns now, so I guess technically we're already there.10Reply
PPloppย lemmy.worldI guess I'll have to start fucking the plastic bottle recycling machine at the store.6Reply
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Since introducing micro-plastics into my diet I have never felt better, I am currently 43.4% plastic. I look forward to my reincarnation as a tesco carrier bag๐
You guys arenโt shooting confetti every time you ejaculate? Dang that must suck
How long until someone gives birth to a human-plastic hybrid?
I remember reading somewhere that microplastics are detectable in newborns now, so I guess technically we're already there.
Fascinating, but ultimately bollocks
Right?!?
โฆ.also, left?
man that guy must have a big ol pair of polyetherimide balls.
I guess I'll have to start fucking the plastic bottle recycling machine at the store.