It’s a terrible day to know how to read

There once was a man from Madras

Whose balls were made out of brass

When they jangled together

They played Stormy Weather

And lightning shot out of his ass

Thanks i hate it

no

… what did I just read? while eating cheese no less

Ok that actually made me a little nauseous!

What the hell did I just read?!

My wife does that, I don't need to shower.