Spyke

An Oxford professor named Hall

Possessed an octagonal ball

The square of its weight

Divided by eight

Was pi times the root of sod all

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lemm.ee

I suppose saying “natural log” invalidates the last limerick - I’ll allow it.

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Kogasareply
programming.dev

It's common to just use "log" in pure math, since nobody uses the base 10 log.

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And everyone just uses "log" in CS because noone cares about the base.

...if you specifically want the natural one it's ln. ld for binary, base 10 is pretty much unheard of. Such an uneven number.

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Fair. Logs are natural unless otherwise specified. You wouldn't put log(37) if you wanted base 10, you'd do log_10(37).

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lemm.ee

That one is weird to me, but maybe just because I've never heard it.

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lemm.ee

Oldie but goodie:

< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!

"waka" didn't gain popularity among people, at least not among any I ever heard about, usually it's angle bracket. I'm quite partial to 'tic' and 'tac'. The rest is standard or at least common, IMO | is pipe and {} braces. * is often called asterisk or star but splat is just better. And # is most definitely not "hashtag". Here's an overview of what's out in the wild.

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Why does "kicking it up a notch" have to entail completely butchering the meter? Actually infuriating.

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lemmy.world

Not a fan of the second one. The first line doesn't have enough syllables and the whole rhyme scheme requires that you mispronounce Z.

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oyoreply
lemm.ee

Zee was zee long before posh English twats decided to say zed.

Source: my ass

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Zed technically came first. Greek Zeta -> French Zede -> English Zed.

But I'll do anything to get away from French influence on my language

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While I am part of the 'zed' group, there is no "correct" pronounciation for anything because it all depends on accent and culture. Just embrace the diversity.

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mlc894reply
lemm.ee

I respectfully submit that the US should send tutors to teach English to our wayward Anglophone brothers.

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Wilzaxreply
lemmy.world

"mispronounce" Z. Yeah no, anyone who calls it "Zed" are the ones mispronouncing it. Z rhymes with G, P, and V in the alphabet song. End of story.

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Wilzaxreply
lemmy.world

The reality is that American english pronunciation of "Zee" is globally more popular than british english "Zed". As a descriptivist for linguistics, I believe language IS how it's used, not how it ought to be used. So I was being over-the-top calling "Zed" a mispronunciation. But it's just as, if not more, wrong to call "Zee" the mispronunciation too.

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A compelling argument no doubt.

But dragonball Zed sounds better than dragonball Zee, so youre still wrong

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4 + (6! - 0.5(12^2 + (403 + 1))) = 2(15^2)

Four plus the difference between

The factorial of six and the mean

Of twelve squared and four

Hundred three (plus one more)

Equals double the square of fifteen.

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When in doubt with alchemy

Just recall the Rule of Three

Thrice the same ingredient

Forms an extract excellent

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