weirdnews·Moving to piefed.lemmy.fan/c/weird_news - Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'byoleorun Indiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwichesNot a grilled cheese versus melt debate for once.https://www.wishtv.com/news/indiana-news/indiana-judge-rules-tacos-burritos-are-sandwiches/Open linkView original on real.lemmy.fan31Comments12
cconditional_soup lemm.ee8Hide 8 repliesDoctrine radical, structure neutral. "A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product"4
cconditional_soup replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyAlso worth noting that under this rationale: Cannibals see people as food You are a people, and therefore food (terms and conditions apply) When you eat bread, it is in contact with you When you eat a sandwich, you become a sandwich 3
cconditional_soup replylemm.eeStructure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread. E.g. A baguette is a sandwich3
lleftzero lemmynsfw.comPreposterous. Sandwiches are sandwiches, tacos are tacos, and burritos are calzone.3
Doctrine radical, structure neutral. "A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product"
Also worth noting that under this rationale:
Your username doesn't really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
Is a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
Structure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread.
E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
Yes, next question
So a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
Yes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
Preposterous. Sandwiches are sandwiches, tacos are tacos, and burritos are calzone.
Hot buttered toast is now a butter sandwich. I hate it
Fish, bugs, and Trees, man. It's all fish, bugs, and trees.