russians keep photos of old washing machines. thats what they are fighting for

Nobody ever wants to admit they ate three blooming onions last night.

I ordered six forks so the delivery guy thought it was a party and not a depression meal.

Ah the bloomin onion. Australia's most famous indigenous food.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blooming_onion

I've never had a good one. I'm starting to think I just don't like them.