Hollywood Actors Threaten To Disfigure Their Gorgeous Faces If Contract Not Reached
https://www.theonion.com/hollywood-actors-threaten-to-disfigure-their-gorgeous-f-1850641807Open linkView original on lemmy.worldhttps://www.theonion.com/hollywood-actors-threaten-to-disfigure-their-gorgeous-f-1850641807Open linkView original on lemmy.world
Anyone want to guess what the Babylon Bee version will be? Here's my guess:
Stupid Wealthy Liberal Hollywood Actors Demand 200% of Movie Profits Go Towards Mutilating Children's Genitals in Contract Negotiations
That's about their level of "satire"
I don't think this is either a real inteview or a serious one.
I love the bit about character actors also threatening to become beautiful 😂
genuinely wtf
Onion eater detected