TIL that a Frenchman ate a plane
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The amount of metals, plastics, and other plane parts that he would have had to consume should have done lasting damage to his physiology.
If heground everything to a fine powder and juiced it then he is just left with the chemical reaction damage.
Yeah, the title should be "claimed to eat a plane".
One was pooping scrap, the other was scrapping poop
Journalist: So, how was it?
Lotito: Still better than English food!
I can absolutely believe this would have been his answer.
French people cannot pass a chance to make fun of British cuisine.
It’s so bad, they have to use a french word to make it sound palatable.
I would expect nothing less.
Maddening that the article doesn’t list his cause of death. What did he die of??
Natural causes!
No, iron deficiency
Irony deficiency.
Well, I’ll be damned. Also, the chompers on the man look exactly like what I’d expect for a plane-eater.
He tried to poop out an entire airplane.
That is an ancient looking 55 year old.
Let me tell you his diet!
Eating a plane really accelerates the ageing process.
Some say it adds dimension to you time line.
His colon and entire digestive system has to be absolutely wrecked.
FWIW he died at age 55.
It's not that bad : the plane wasn't made by Boeing.
According to this article his stomach and intestines had unusual thick lining and strong gastric acids, so maybe they were not so bad.
Where does the man shit? I'd hate to be his landlord
That's such a good point I hadn't considered. This stuff would've absolutely fucked up the plumbing in most places. Not to mention the sewage treatment facility's filters having to deal with all that debris.
Hmm best example of soft food? Hard-boiled eggs!
Hard boiled eggs are pretty soft, tbh
Soft boiled eggs are softer
I've never been a fan of how crunchy they are, though.
When I read the title, my first guess was Tarare. Sounds like the kind of thing he'd've done if planes had been invented.
Imagine the gate agent having to tell the passengers why their flight is canceled.
That's cute, but doesn't quite hold a candle to Tarrare.
Wow France cuisine must really suck
What a poseur.
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jesus christ, did he fuck your mom?
Homie made a career out of pica. Like it or not he was a better entrepreneur than you or I.
Given he was born in 1950, he only died like 10 years below his life expectancy. People lose more than that to bad genes, I think he did alright for himself.