Spyke
lemmy.world

It's because as the hot air rises, cool air comes in from all sides of the fire. Your body blocks that air from one side, so the prevailing current of cool air feeding the fire is biased towards you and it carries the smoke with it.

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DUMBASSreply
leminal.space

NO! The smoke hates me personally and is trying to kill me on purpose.

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I dont know why it hates me, I do enjoy lighting firepits so it can exist in the physical realm and be free, I'm trying to help it! Why wont you love me smoke!

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lugalreply
sopuli.xyz

I never thought about it that way but it totally makes sense. Thanks!

But than again: it comes always to me and not to others. And it's the same for the others. The smoke always goes to them too

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ccunningreply
lemmy.world

I wonder if it could be the largest person blocking the most air.

That would explain why it happens to me anyway…

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Just admit that you are in the same group and you are both talking about yourself since everyone feels the smoke always goes to them

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the fire, she really sits around the fire.

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Sotuandusoreply
lemm.ee

When it's coming towards you, it's grabbing your attention, and you make note of it. When it's coming towards someone else, this is not so.

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lugalreply
sopuli.xyz

It ain't downloadable. It's just that .zip is a top level domain so anything that ends with .zip is formatted as a link, see.zip ?

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Sotuandusoreply
lemm.ee

It says this site can't be reached. No domain. Do I have to add it to my hosts file? What's the IP?

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That happens often, don't worry. They have a section about that problem on their FAQ page: faq.zip

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Ugg think so too! Ugg and female at fire and fire follow Ugg only! Female hit Ugg with stick.

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shalafireply
lemmy.world

Imma sell a "smoke diverter" that's a wide piece of cardboard on a stand. Put it opposite your seat at the fire, boom, no more smoke.

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lemmy.sdf.org

Gonna need to sell left- and right-handed versions if you want to capture the market

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lemm.ee

And a pink one that costs 50% more marketed as “for women” or “for her”

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Rivenreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Then you put out the tacticool camo version and the upscale material version that's just made out of aluminum.

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And don’t forget the designer one, which just has a Supreme logo on it yet costs 30x more

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lemm.ee

If your campfire is that smokey, and laying down that much, it isn't hot enough.

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Kusimulkkureply
lemm.ee

I've heard about it going after who got laid most recently of the group

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Where I'm from smoke follows beauty. Americans are pretty vain.

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I just heard it about generally getting laid, not specifically about sheep lol

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Yeah

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Source? Don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

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