Spyke

This is a rare situation where I appreciate that the illustrator covered his junk, but I don't totally feel comfortable with the how they covered his junk.

38

How could anyone not?

If you have arms, and meet this charming giant, you hug it. From behind because that's a big fucking bird and it will try to eat you, but you still hug it.

18

"Have you made sure to hug a giant penguin while having a constipated grimace on your face today?"

3

look I might try to hug the megapenguin if I ever meet one but that speedo is a difficult artistic decision to justify

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