Spyke
lemmy.world

Flying cars seem like a great idea, but considering how shit everyone seems to be at driving in 2 dimensions I’m very nervous about the idea of giving them a 3rd.

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PugJesusreply
lemmy.world

The Russians captured a knocked-out Leo cowardlily abandoned by its Ukrainian crew, who refused to splatter all over the crew compartment like Russian MEN. In celebration of this astounding victory, they took it back to Russia as a trophy, and demonstrated their superiority over Westoid 'technology' by bending the barrel with a big weight. Take that!

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I'm literally quaking in my boots right now after this impressive demonstration of the inherent superiority of Glorious Mother Russia™. Maybe we should surrender now!

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Zronreply
lemmy.world

My buddy from high school works with tanks for the army. I’ll be sure to let him know he needs to watch out for the new Russian technology of luring tanks under comically large blocks of steel suspended by crane.

Truly a devastating weapon

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Nobodyreply
lemmy.world

Cutting edge technology from the Wile E. Coyote War Institute.

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I'm sure that block of weight is supplied by the world's foremost weapons manufacturer, Acme.

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Couldn't that tank be scavenged for parts? Even a barrel with proper tolerances would be valuable, in a land in which precision machining seems to be unknown...

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Flying cars need new physics or a ZPM per car and steering AI isn't there yet in 2D, so that's why.

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You reached the end

Also Leo was from the 1980 | Spyke