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feddit.de

Damn, I'm sure a Mig-29 would have looked great on my lawn. Just gotta build a mount so it looks cool and dynamic

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uservoid1reply
lemmy.world

The HOA would most likely object, maybe try to get a permit from the municipality as historic landmark.

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Hey friend, I have a quick tip for you!

If you have a Warplane, you get dictate terms. Your HOA could "object", but you can then make the HOA a "historic landmark" in response!

I'd bet your HOA has spent most of its money on lawn inspectors and other such leeches, and not nearly enought on AA defenses to stop you from raining warheads on foreheads

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uservoid1reply
lemmy.world

So you probably have a rule about leaving defunct war machines unattended on your yard without an explicit permit for the exact model and manufacture year

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As long as it is properly demilitarized it's usually fine, you might need a permit for the mount. Most of the issue would probably be leaving enough space to your plot border.

There was some brit living in germany who put a demilitarized tank on his lawn and that is still there

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Damagereply
slrpnk.net

A guy near me has two howitzers on the lawn

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lemmy.world

No need to invent new stuff, Ukraine can use them for parts, as false targets on airfields, or just repair some of them.

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PugJesusreply
lemmy.world

Sadly, I think they're pretty far from working order. But goddamn it'd make a great lawn ornament!

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Even if none of them ran, just one could help repair dozens of other aircraft.

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Very unlikely you can even start the engines on those things.

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