Spyke
lemmy.world

For $250000 I'm totally fine with him showing me his penis. Unfortunately I think he won't be interested now that consent is given though. ☹️

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Ventreply

I do NOT consent to Elon flashing me for $250k 😉

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Nah, if consent is given that means you get a horse not a payout

Although apparently horse semen is the single most valuable fluid on the market, so if you get a stallion you could probably get a nice payday out of it!

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lemmy.world

He could show me his penis for $250,000. For another $50,000 I'll show him mine.

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lemmy.ca

Is there a source for this? Like, it jives with my mental model of the guy, but it would be nice to have a source.

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ji17brreply
lemmy.ml

I’ve only ever heard it called jive

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ickplantreply
lemmy.world

It's a very common mistake, one I used to make myself. But I can assure you it's jibe.

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ji17brreply
lemmy.ml

If everyone I’ve ever heard use the word thinks it’s jive, at what point does that become correct? Isn’t that how language works?

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It becomes the accepted meaning after a formal dictionary adds it. To my knowledge, no dictionary added this meaning yet.

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Does he have a magnum dong or is this an "emperor's new clothes" kinda thing?

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lemm.ee

Didn't he offer a horse or something?

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Truly a business genius. We can only hope to have the Vision™ that he does. /s

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