Pasta forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, and tomato sauce made from Lucifer's own hand picked, sun ripened tomatoes that were planted in a bed of evil.

Fundie-Christian-vision simulator.

Reminds me Beelzebits (like Alpha-Bits cereal, from a Twilight Zone episode)