There's a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there's the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there's a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard "omg a weird bear" cryptid.
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I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
I thought I recognized you.
From the photos on your mothers walls.
From when I visit her.
For sexual relations.
I have sex with your mother.
… I am your father
He is a lad so...this is possible.
Looks can be somewhat genetic, dad.
It also gets so upset if you see it that it dissolves itself with its tears. I love squonk
I want to give the squonk a hug.
It probably feels super gross tho
And if you squeeze him too hard some of his sores will rupture
Why stop at a hug?
Steely Dan also mention it in “Any Major Dude Will Tell You”
Bach’s Concerto for Two Violins is about this creature too
If there isn't a minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania called the Squonks, someone needs to get on that right away.
Aww it's kind of cute
I think I took one of these home from a bar in Allentown once back in undergrad.
Finally, my spirit animal.
There's a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there's the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there's a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard "omg a weird bear" cryptid.
I think that's my spirit animal
poor guy
me too, bud
Looks like a section of intestine.
"Have you ever seen a squonks tears? Well, look at mine."
Poor guy just trying to live his life.
Let’s go throw pebbles at it