lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyno banana I'm a self made manView original on lemmy.world300Comments8Reply
TxzK replylemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyConvert to Buddhism, then kill yourself repeatedly until you're reincarnated into a rich family.29Reply
pokexpert30 lemmy.pussthecat.org1Hide 1 replyI have rich parents and am still a failure, don't you deny me this !6Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldI also have rich parents. My parents are just rich enough to be rich at one child, and they chose a different child than me. womp womp.1Reply
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How do I DIY rich parents
Convert to Buddhism, then kill yourself repeatedly until you're reincarnated into a rich family.
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Easy. Get rich and then donate everything to your parents.
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I have rich parents and am still a failure, don't you deny me this !
I also have rich parents. My parents are just rich enough to be rich at one child, and they chose a different child than me. womp womp.
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