lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyFlying Squid Finally, someone to take care of the three frogs in my yard!View original on lemmy.world506Comments20Reply
mmarcos lemmy.world6Hide 6 replies1800-800-OLÉ It would be funnier if they all had the same number.34Reply
Flying Squid replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesI don't know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?19Reply
Flying Squid replylemmy.worldAren't you worried they might get confused and catch the chicken, then whisper to the mole?6Reply
PPasserby6497 replylemmy.worldI should call them, I got a bunch of squirrels that need to be given the bull treatment4Reply
pruwyben discuss.tchncs.deConfuse-A-Cat Limited Incorporating Amaze-A-Vole LTD. Stun-A-Stoat LTD. Puzzle-A-Puma LTD. Startle-A-Thompson's Gazelle LTD. Bewilderebeest INC. Distract-A-Bee13Reply
TTylerdurdon lemmy.worldSquirrel matador... If squirrels actually charged, I would pay to see this.9Reply
WWhiskyTangoFoxtrot replylemmy.worldI think that's the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.4Reply
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1800-800-OLÉ
It would be funnier if they all had the same number.
I don't know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?
Hard yes.
Aren't you worried they might get confused and catch the chicken, then whisper to the mole?
They may not be the one I want, but they are the one I need.
Or at least the same number of numbers.
I should call them, I got a bunch of squirrels that need to be given the bull treatment
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Confuse-A-Cat Limited
Incorporating
Amaze-A-Vole LTD.
Stun-A-Stoat LTD.
Puzzle-A-Puma LTD.
Startle-A-Thompson's Gazelle LTD.
Bewilderebeest INC.
Distract-A-Bee
Squirrel matador... If squirrels actually charged, I would pay to see this.
Baby, you can come over and juggle my frogs any time you want.
Guess it's in Wakefield, UK
I'm going with Australia
Those are some big-ass staples.
I think that's the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.
Looks more like something tied around the pole to me
Boys are back in town
I was a chicken tender for a few years
Better ketchup to the present.
please don't