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lemmy.world

If being bit on the finger by a radioactive spider gives you spiderman powers, what powers do you get if you're Danny Devito and get bitten on the nut by a rabid monkey?

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You're someone else before the bite, and then you -become- Danny DeVito

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lemmy.zip

Also Matilda was played by Ben Shapiro's cousin and they hate each other lol

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thelemmy.club

That seems like the background behind quite a few conservatives. Endeavor, fail, then pivot to the easy methods of riling up fuds.

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lemmy.zip

Steven Crowder was the voice of Brain on the children's animated TV series Arthur.

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In the free market, the hardest working and most intelligent will rise to the top.

Unless I don't rise to the top. In which case it's obviously because the market is not free enough, so I'll focus on that.

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lemm.ee

The man is a treasure, then when he's dead, just throw him in the trash!

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